Real 2-0 Athletico
These are Cristiano Ronaldo's New Boots:
The CR Mercurial Vapor SuperFly II
Rather dramatic, aren't they. I'm not sure they suit his skin tone, he is kind of orange already.
These boots are inspired by Africa. The inners are made of Cheetah skin, as it is the world's fastest animal. The highly advanced cell structure of the skin makes the boot airy light and ensues special speed. The studs have some molecules of elephant ivory in them, giving a brilliant grip. The laces are zebra leather. It's almost a spiritual boot *sob*
Alright, not quite. It looks almost plastic. The dots have been carefully placed instead of being splattered with random happiness. An attempt to brighten us boringness? Let's hope not.
There's a video on YouTube of him, where they are transporting these specially made for him boots, through metal detectors and bombs, until, after a very perilous journey, he gets it. Whereupon, with his fingerprint, the safe opens for him, and he says 'Nice Boots.' I'd expect more emotion, like jumping and dancing, and kissing the studs. 'The Safari Boots express my style' said Cristiano at the unveiling. Let's wait and see how it expresses his game. He debuts these snazzy shoes on Sunday's game.
The Game:
Mezut Scored! Mezut Scored! Entirely brilliant he is. Herald the new world champion.
Carvalho also did, though I'm not really interested in him.
Cristiano & his new spotted friends did not. They helped him dive though.
Here is 'the Classic Cristiano Cringe'
See ya.
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