Real Madrid Goals vs Ajax

Champion’s Real Madrid vs Not-Champion’s Ajax

23.11.10

Real Madrid 4-0 Ajax

Goal Scorers: Alvaro Arbeloa, Kareem Benzema, ‘Tiano Ronaldo [2]

They look so united, don’t they? They wear the kits very well too, even their candy colored boots match somehow. After all, not everyone can look good in purple. You need the right skin tone, the height, the shoulders, the attitude…. 

Jose Mourinho said: I am very happy because we have won our group and that was the objective going into tonight’s game.”

    Ring a ring a rosy…. The perfect match.

Benzema scored a stunning goal through Ozil’s magnificent mid-air pass, it was a swoop of power. Ozil, along with Cris, was named man of the match, commentators citing him to be Madrid’s secret weapon and the new Zidane. Read the match summary on the Champion’s League website. It’s all Ozil, Ozil, Ozil! 

                                 Star: Mesut Özil   rating: 7.5 

       

     You rock bro! or I think you have something in your eye? 

Mou said: At this time Karim [Benzema] is playing really well; he’s happy and there is little he needs to do to improve. He was one of the reasons we were able to play at such a high level tonight. It offers massive security being able to depend on such a great squad. The English seems a bit odd, no?

                       Fighting gravity? Come closer starry ball, I want to kiss you…

The Portuguese player was prolific, scoring two goals and playing a pivotal role. How many goals does he have altogether now, this season? Over twenty? People should stop bothering him, his proven that he is the best. I can’t wait for the Classico, man, just so all these comparisons can end, so that we can find out who deserves the accolade, who really is the Ultimate Footballer… 

 All hail me! 

And then…

And Xabi & Sergio both got red cards, for time wasting. They say it’s because they wanted a clean slate for the knock out stages, tricks. Smh. It wasn’t such a bad thing. Xabi is still alright, he won’t get into trouble, but Ramos! It was good he was flashed that red actually, now. We don’t want to miss him, when we need him, no?

Mourinho said: “I don’t think it was necessary to get those red cards because we were in control,”  “But this is a fantastic result and that’s the only thing that matters.” [via AP]

Side note: 

I vomited last night, but I feel fine now.

Iker Casillas [Super Gross! Told you he was nervous] (via megustaelfutbol)

Finally, the Maestro…

 
Anyway, Madrid, I think you’ve just won over the world with last night’s performance. Some love you, some fear you, but now, everybody without a doubt, Respects You. You are now true Galacticos. 

See ya! 

source: realmadrid.com

Pre-Champs League

Regarding the Champion’s League, Iker Casillas said:

“It has stuck in our heads like a little trauma, but this has happened to the players – me more than anyone – who have been here a few years,” He told Uefa.com. 

“I’ve experienced and suffered this situation but the new, young players have their own experiences with previous clubs, so it’s not necessarily something the squad as a whole think about. It’s more the club which has suffered this setback in the last six years.

I just hope, you, Casillas are not going to be nervous tomorrow! You make me nervous, seriously. Remember Shmicheal? He was a goalie now. He filled up the goal posts. He made everybody shiver.

“Mesut and Sami are serious boys who have tried to integrate as quickly as possible,” said the World Cup winner goal keeper. Hope it goes well for them Inshallah.

“It’s not easy for them as they speak a different language and it’s difficult to learn a new one, but the team have supported them as much as possible to help them settle.

“The team are acting like a family, laughing a lot and taking care of each other, particularly the younger lads.”

            ooh, look what a long shadow I have…

Real’s Coach [y’know who he is. Everybody does. I, for instance, don’t know who is Ajax’s coach. If you don’t know Mourinho, you don’t know Madrid. You don’t know soccer] said: 

Yes, our big signing in the winter window will be Kaká - he’ll be a fantastic boost for us. How many clubs can sign a ‘Kaká’ in January? There are no players of his calibre on the market.

 I miss you that much…

Mr Mourinho also said [he said a lot. read up his interview on the Madrid website]: “There is much still at stake for Ajax. I hope they use all their potential against us; I don’t want them to have any injured or suspended men for the game. We will have problems if we fail to play intensely and to concentrate against Ajax.”

I know Jose is all that genius and the Galacticos are scaring everybody [including themselves, a bit], but we shall see…

Sporting de Gijon vs Real Madrid

14/11/10

Real Madrid 1-0 Sporting Gijon

Barcelona F.C.'s players are very calm. Real Madrid's players are not. Normally, I'd rather watch Madrid play, because their entertaining, edgy and angry, but today they over did it. You know join-the-dots? Madrid  couldn't join-the-dots. It was as if 1 was kicking to 3, and 5 was heading it to 2, and the ball was swirling everywhere. Very sketchy soccer indeed. I think it was the fushia coloured net that was blurring their vision when they got close to the goals. Who has a pink net?! What about red or orange or neon green? But pink?!

Sergio Ramos was the most persuasive player of the night, he was almost always on the screen. As always, my favourite Spanish Player. He can be a bit wild. He marched of the field because of an injury or something was wrong with his shorts. The other players should learn from him. If somebody troubles you, instead of crying, you should kick the opponent and walk away. Seriously, why should they fall all the time? Get on with it.

Sergio passed that ball over to Benzema, who headed it over into the goals and Higuain kicked it in. I'm glad Kareem got a chance, finally, to prove himself. I thought that taking Di Maria off was going to get them into more trouble, but Benzema proved to be what they needed.

Maybe Ramos wishes he was playing for Barcelona. Maybe Casillas & Alonso are also wishing they were playing for Barcelona. I bet they want to all be playing for Spain again. Espania FC versus the world.

GIFSoup

Casillas looks cool even the fans are badly behaved.  He said: "We stepped up to the challenge and earned three vital points. In all fairness the atmosphere was hostile."

No. 7 was barely visible. Not up to his usual standards. There were like thousands of defenders around him. He just has to move an eyebrow, and their all stalking him. The other teams defense was pretty good actually, and Madrid were lucky not to have been beaten.

According to reports in the Daily Mail, when asked if he would ever return to the Premier League, Ronaldo surprisingly replied: "To be honest I miss the Premier League a lot. Of course I have good memories about Manchester. I have good friends there and I miss them a lot, so you never know" Pressure getting a bit much at Madrid? Its kind of irritating, I must admit. Its like the second time his spoken about Man U. not that I have anything against 'em. He should finish this season properly, and even if he wants to go and play for Aston Villa he should. Why not Liverpool? Savior that he is. [Okay. don't go Cristiano. Please don't]

I guess the team was missing their coach. He was far away, locked in the Coaches Detention Zone. Without him to orchestra their attack, defense, mid-field and lives. They were rather lost. Fortunately, the coach will be back to the sidelines or guidelines shall we say, for the match against Barcelona.

Here is the lonely goal:

In other news: 

The German 'Bambi Awards' hailed Turkish-born Real Madrid footballer Ozil as a prime example of successful integration into German society and won the prize in the "Integration" category. "This is a great honor for me and I'm very happy," he said. "Integration creates something new and makes for a more colorful Germany."


On the other hand: Following Germany's win over Turkey, which must have been a rather touchy game for Mezut, seeing as he comes from both countries, Chancellor Angela Merkel took full PR advantage of the player's success, including an impromptu encounter with him in the team's dressing room. Meanwhile, the far-right NPD has labelled him a "plastic German" - an artificial, manufactured fake. 


How dare they?! smh. 

Man Utd. drew 2 all against Aston Villa. 
I bet they would be delighted if Ronaldo went back.

Chelsea lost to, wait for it, Sunderland. Arsenal won.

Who d'you think was the player of the match? 

Real Madrid vs Real Murcia

10/11/10

Real 5-1 Real Murcia

They did it! They beat a third division team! They've advanced in the Copa Del Rey Derby!

Alright, that's far too many exclamation marks for my taste. I feel out of breath just reading it.

They have gone into the next stage of this mini league for the first time in three years. Perhaps they were the lower division team here.

Goals: Granero, Higuain, Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema [penalty], Xavi Alonso

[Casillas also scored a goal. Sorry, that's harsh. Of course he might not be able to save a penalty, but he should look more confident around that ball!]

The team should thank Di Maria. He pulls the front attack together. He makes their goals.

Madrid is in the hot seat. I can't wait for their meeting with the Catalonians.

Of course, Barcelona also won 5-0 last night.

Jose Mourinho was in the naughty seat. Time out!

Official Referee Report: "In the 37th minute, the manager Jose Mario dos Santos Mourinho Felix was given a yellow card for the following reason: raising his arms in the air, complaining about a decision I made," Romero reportedly wrote in his after-match summary. "Once he was given the yellow card, he faced me and said, 'Go to hell.' Tantrums, tantrums. 


Once the match was over, the press felt that was more of a story around the sending of than the match.After all, its just third division, know what I mean. Jose said: "I cannot say he was a bad referee," Mourinho told Los Blancos' official website. "I would make a terrible referee." [ I can imagine. A blitz of red cards if somebody so much as breathed wrongly].

You might not understand, but the commentary sounds much more exciting in Arabic.

Other News:

Cristiano said that Sir Alex Ferguson was the best coach in the world. Missing Man United, I see.

He also said: [Oezil and Khedira] are both excellent players. They continue to surprise me, like they did at the World Cup. I love playing with them.” Nice.

Maroune Chamouke scored two goals for Arsenal, the first one 37 seconds after the match begun. Oh Muslims.

PS. Welcome back Torres. Scoring goals really suits you.