Sunday, October 24, 2010

Real Madrid vs Racing Santander

23 October 2010

Real Madrid 6-1 Racing Santander

Goal Scorers: Higuain, Ozil, Cristiano Ronaldo [4]

At the beginning of the season, I'd called him a supposed star, because he had supposedly lost his touch. People mourned him, they said all he was good for now, was step-overs. Perhaps, he was one of those players who had already fallen, to much fame, money, pride, whatever. Now, Mr. Ronaldo has scored a hatrick and another goal. He has regained his genius. He has something to show-off about. Ladies & Gentlemen, fellow humans, please welcome: The SuperStar!

"I am really happy because I have never scored four goals," said Ronaldo.

Once in a while, you need to have teams like 'Racing' so that Madrid can show us their prowess. In all fairness they were hardly a team to be taken seriously, especially after one saw their kit, which resembled a gymnast's costume. They were enjoying the soccer so much, they neatly stepped aside so that the Galactico's could score. As the commentator put it, 'Madrid wanted a cricket score.'

The Madrid soccer is very fast, their continuously running, and its always so exciting. They also play a lot of long ball, you'd see it on right wing, and suddenly its crossed over. Di Maria is brilliant, absolutely. Ronaldo seems to have taken Mezut Ozil as his protégé and he is also giving the ball to the youngsters, the subs who all came on [and missed way to many chances], which shows that, if anything, Jose Mourinho is doing very well with him.

"Some of my team-mates were better than me but like the coach [Mourinho] says there is no reason to be euphoric,because there is still a long way to go in the season" added Ronaldo, who has scored eight goals in his last three games. Check out the humility? Give Jose a medal!

Where is Kaka going to play when he finally comes?! I can't wait for him to start playing, just to see what their going to do, how many more goals.... Its full everywhere. I think they should take Carvalho out, he is so irritating. And he is also bald. You can never have enough midfielders, right? Also, Ramos is gone, injured or something. Or maybe he is on a sabbatical. That reminds me of Casillas. Of course, after winning the World Cup, a person would be a bit bored and tired of playing soccer. After all, they have reached the ultimate.

Now, see, Casillas is behaving so entirely dramatic, it is funny. He hardly ever sees the ball, most of the time his just moping about and spiking his hair. I bet he has long conversations on the phone, while the rest of the team is running around madly. When the ball does come to him, he is so unsure of himself. He might be the best goalie in the world, but he has the best attackers, strikers, midfielders and defenders in front of him! Maybe he needs a holiday. If Madrid better their attack, they wont need a goalie.

Touch: 4 Chilean miners were flown in to watch the game.

Alright then, check out all the goals.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Inter Milan vs Tottenham (4-3)

Champions League-part 2

 The second day of matches:




















Inter-Milan vs. Tottenham 

Inter 4 [Zanetti, Eto x2, Stankovic]-3 T [Gareth Bale, Bale, Bale]

Inter scored, after a mere minute. Then there were more, more and more goals. They got all their goals in the first half. So, I got bored, and changed the channel back to Barcelona. Tottenham, as my bro told me [the soccer experts. My mom probably knows more about soccer than me, the technique, the technical, the tournaments. They should be writing here, instead of me. I'm more, well, emotional.] are not a very good side. They certainly were not, in the first half. 

Then, the amazing Gareth Bale came on. And he scored, scored & scored again. 2 goals in the 90+ minutes! Woah. Talk about spirit. A hatrick! And from Tottenham. According to the coach, there isn't a better player than Mr. Bale in the world at the moment. Ah, the power of positivity. Swoop.

Shalke vs Block Out. 

Shalke 3-0000. Minus. 

Everybody knows the superpowers of football.  Its so predictable to say I'm a fan of 'Madrid.' So, when somebody asks me who I support, I'm saying 'Shalke.' I wanted to say 'Weder Bremen' but everybody knows them now. The German Goalie, Nuir, is there, so at least I know one player. Well, I wish they eradicated their opposition. After all, they were playing in Germany.

Man U. vs Somebody. 

Their boring, you know. Imagine if Liverpool were here, it would've been tremendously boring. Maybe it would be entertaining, since Liverpool is intent on being sent to Shiver-Pool. I think Rooney is making the right decision in leaving. If he went to Man City, it would hilarious. Man U. fans hate the pale blue shirts. [Red, white, blue, black shirts. But pale blue?! Baby blue?!] Seems Fergie's Golden Boy has had enough. I don't know how he would fit in, in Spain. Upset the play of Madrid maybe. Maybe Barca would like some English Bloooood. 


Barcelona vs. Copenhagen 

B 2 [Messi]-0 C

Barca are playing languidly. 

Almost in slow motion.

Momentous Messi Magic. That's what the commentator said. 

I don't know why Messi has to speak at a press conference. He looks flummoxed. 
Pique should do it. I think he is tall enough. 

Iniesta Fiesta can spin the ball a thousand times through three defendants. 

They must have scored five offside goals. 

The Goalie is seriously scary. He is dangerous. I bet he can kill somebody with a stare.

There was a danish guy there who's name was: Sandton. 
I don't like Danes, but they have beautiful hair.