Champions League-part 2

 The second day of matches:

A		Internazionale	4-3	Tottenham
A		Twente	1-1	Bremen
B		Schalke	3-1	H. Tel-Aviv
B		Lyon	2-0	Benfica
C		Rangers	1-1	Valencia
C		Man. United	1-0	Bursaspor
D		Panathinaikos	0-0	Rubin
D		Barcelona	2-0	København

Inter-Milan vs. Tottenham 

Inter 4 [Zanetti, Eto x2, Stankovic]-3 T [Gareth Bale, Bale, Bale]

Inter scored, after a mere minute. Then there were more, more and more goals. They got all their goals in the first half. So, I got bored, and changed the channel back to Barcelona. Tottenham, as my bro told me [the soccer experts. My mom probably knows more about soccer than me, the technique, the technical, the tournaments. They should be writing here, instead of me. I'm more, well, emotional.] are not a very good side. They certainly were not, in the first half. 

Then, the amazing Gareth Bale came on. And he scored, scored & scored again. 2 goals in the 90+ minutes! Woah. Talk about spirit. A hatrick! And from Tottenham. According to the coach, there isn't a better player than Mr. Bale in the world at the moment. Ah, the power of positivity. Swoop.

Shalke vs Block Out. 

Shalke 3-0000. Minus. 

Everybody knows the superpowers of football.  Its so predictable to say I'm a fan of 'Madrid.' So, when somebody asks me who I support, I'm saying 'Shalke.' I wanted to say 'Weder Bremen' but everybody knows them now. The German Goalie, Nuir, is there, so at least I know one player. Well, I wish they eradicated their opposition. After all, they were playing in Germany.

Man U. vs Somebody. 

Their boring, you know. Imagine if Liverpool were here, it would've been tremendously boring. Maybe it would be entertaining, since Liverpool is intent on being sent to Shiver-Pool. I think Rooney is making the right decision in leaving. If he went to Man City, it would hilarious. Man U. fans hate the pale blue shirts. [Red, white, blue, black shirts. But pale blue?! Baby blue?!] Seems Fergie's Golden Boy has had enough. I don't know how he would fit in, in Spain. Upset the play of Madrid maybe. Maybe Barca would like some English Bloooood. 

Barcelona vs. Copenhagen 

B 2 [Messi]-0 C

Barca are playing languidly. 

Almost in slow motion.

Momentous Messi Magic. That's what the commentator said. 

I don't know why Messi has to speak at a press conference. He looks flummoxed. 

Pique should do it. I think he is tall enough. 

Iniesta Fiesta can spin the ball a thousand times through three defendants. 

They must have scored five offside goals. 

The Goalie is seriously scary. He is dangerous. I bet he can kill somebody with a stare.

There was a danish guy there who's name was: Sandton. 

I don't like Danes, but they have beautiful hair.