28/09/10
Champions League
Real 1-0 Auxerre [French]
Goal: Di Maria
Ah, Real Madrid, supposed Galacticos of the soccer kingdom. The club with the most expensive players in the universe, and the world's best goalie. The world's best coach. The best young player at the moment, one Mesut Ozil. The best this, the best stadium, the best whatever!
Where are the goals? Where are the hat ricks? Where are the gorgeous free kicks?
Oh team, I love your soccer, but you're trying too hard and not getting much out of it.
One player, The Midfielder, [who said someone could take his place], Kaka, is broken. The other, Cristiano Ronaldo, is not playing soccer. As M said, a rather good observation, 'his Adam's apple is growing larger every time I see him. Is he watering it or something?!' I think its because he is swallowing so much. 'Oh no! I missed another!' And he looks like he is going to burst into tears. Swallowing is known, in psychological matters, as a sign of fear. He should be scared! I hope Mourinho punishes him. Sergio Ramos gave him a bit of a push at least. If he goes on like this, he will have nothing to show-off about.
Its funny how the players fear their coach. Maybe he puts them in detention, or takes away the keys to their Ferraris, or says he will sub them for the next match. They, of the big egos, probably fear that the most.
Anyway, Higuain stop missing! Di Maria, the superstar, probably got tired of wasting his time passing to the rest of his team members, and scored a wonderful goal. Hala Madrid.
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